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If you've reached this point on our site, and you're still interested, you should run because we haven't done our job well enough.
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Waffles, Lemonade, and Naps
Our team sprinkles artificial intelligence, witchcraft, voodoo, and divine intuition upon our waffles while enjoying lemonade right after we finish naps. But, our A.I. decision engine doesn’t prefer waffles, lemonade, or naps … so it’s consistently exceeding our team’s performance unless napping % is a viable comparison variable.
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